“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them. And be with them. But you can’t. Because responsibility demands sacrifice.”
I ship them so hard. I’m not even going to lie.
Oh god, not you too. I’m not sure, but I think we’re related.
Dog: Hello koi
Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!
Oh my fucking god. This is the best before sleep thing, ever.
lucy-in-the-soup-with-croutons:
Basically the shortest, yet most accurate, commentary on the differences between ads geared towards men and women I’ve ever seen.
FOR GOD’S SAKE, SORT YOURSELF OUT
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
“The first and last words..”
IT’S RAINING ON MY FACE. NBD, NBD.
Oh my god, oh my gooooooooood.
Many people believe geekdom is defined by a love of a thing, but I think — and my experience of geekdom bears on this thinking — that the true sign of a geek is a delight in sharing a thing. It’s the major difference between a geek and a hipster, you know: When a hipster sees someone else grooving on the thing they love, their reaction is to say “Oh, crap, now the wrong people like the thing I love.” When a geek sees someone else grooving on the thing they love, their reaction is to say “ZOMG YOU LOVE WHAT I LOVE COME WITH ME AND LET US LOVE IT TOGETHER.
John Scalzi, who is a national fucking treasure I swear to god. (via knitmeapony)
This is how I met my husband.
(via addictedtopez)
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Bringing this back. XD
motherfucker! creepy angel is creepyMOFFAT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.the-to-hell-with-that-algorithm:
Are you afraid of the dark?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
like. how do we make the weeping angels more scary.
WE MAKE THEM BABIES.
AAAAAAAH
WHY WOULD YOU EVER POST THIS WHY JUST WHY
I’m sorry wendy cat but I ENJOY feels
BUHUHUHU
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW YOUASSHOLES.
